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Larping

Live Action Roleplaying, commonly referred to as “larping”, is a form of role-playing game where the participants physically act out their characters’ actions.  The players pursue their characters’ goals within a fictional setting represented by the real world, while interacting with one another in character.

In other words, it’s a game where desperate nerds can escape their pathetic lives, if only for a day,  by dressing up in costumes and frolicking around with each other like fairies.  If you really want to understand just how queer larping it, you have to see it with your own eyes.

This video makes me want to attend a larping event brandishing a real sword.

Furry Conventions

As if dressing up like wizards and dwarfs while running around in the woods wasn’t douchey enough, some nerds take it a step further.  My friends, allow me to introduce you to the “Furries.”   Furries are misguided and mentally ill nerds that dress up in full-body furry animal costumes and gather together to network with fellow furries while being around other human beings and not getting beat up.

Furries like to indulge in “furry hentai porn,” which is cartoon depictions of humanoid animals having intercourse with each other.   Furry fans commonly engage in lascivious acts while in costume,  and they even tailor access holes into the crotch of their furry suits so they can have furry sex.

I can only assume that bestiality fetishes are fairly common among furry fans, and much to my chagrin, I found this post made by an assuming furry.  (Make sure to read the comments.)

Check out the insecure nerds dressed up as fuzzy animals below.

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